I was really excited for the new Transformers movie. Like, so excited that I got 70 minutes of sleep after the movie and before I had to leave for work. (Yes, 12 of my dollars contributed to the 16-mil they made in midnight openings.)Above: Ironhide
"My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did it with honor!" - Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
I don't want to give anything away, but the main plot includes THINGS THAT TRANSFORM. (Whoa, RITE?) It. Was. Awesome. My roommate, when we got out, said, "OMG, I've had to pee so bad for the past 30 minutes, but I couldn't leave because shit kept transforming!"
Every time Megan Fox was on the screen, I'd be like, "OH COME ON. THAT'S NOT FAIR."
As far as all of the dismal reviews, if you like shit blowing up, then you can just accept the cheese. Especially when the cheese is Shia and Megan and THINGS THAT TRANSFORM. I can see why it would be getting less than stellar reviews, but during the movie I didn't notice any racial undertones. (I see it now, but I guess I went in to see things transform, not to analyze the characters.)
I should admit something now, though. I have a wildly inappropriate crush on Shia. In fact, I've had a crush on him since 1999 (I even know the year). Yeah, that would make him 13 when I was all HE'S SO ADORABLE. Like I said, wildly inappropriate. But so cute. And Megan Fox isn't exactly awful to look at either.
Above: Lobby where you can see it's almost mid-night and the reader boards that have all of the sold-out 12:00a showings



































